How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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