therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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