Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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