So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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