Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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