wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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