She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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