That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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