Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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