Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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