i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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