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Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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