i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Only a mothe r could love this liver
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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