jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
Randomize
