He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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