the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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