we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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