Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
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