Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Randomize
