Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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