i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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