I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Found the puke drawer
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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