i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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