3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
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