i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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