so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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