Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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