Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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