i just had sex bonerless
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Randomize
