Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i permit you to call me
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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