yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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