Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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