I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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