walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize