he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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