I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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