You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Randomize
