You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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