Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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