Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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