If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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