We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
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