I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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