I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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