btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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