I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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