so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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