The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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