I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
We have so much sex to catch up on
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
