: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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