We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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