you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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