I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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