Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Sorry my hands just texted you
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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