So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
